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Dave Grohl Is In Every Band. Whether They Know It or Not.
We didn’t book this interview. It just happened.
One minute we were sitting in a Portland dive bar.

The next? A familiar laugh. A flannel blur. A beer already opened.

“Did someone say groove collapse?” he asked, already halfway into a drum fill that no one heard but everyone felt.
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We Rated This Album Using Bread

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